Thursday, July 17, 2008

Another hilarious Onion article

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34177
Point/Counterpoint

Point: America's Homeless Want A Hand Up, Not A Handout





Counterpoint: I Want Handouts!

Hey, speak for yourself, buddy. I want handouts! I want other people's money, I want it in my pocket, and I don't want to work for it!

My friends might be willing to work for food, but I say fuck that! If I wanted to work, I wouldn't be homeless, and who's going to hire a filthy guy like me anyway? You? Are you gonna invite me into your house to smear pus on your davenport and cough my unimaginable halitosis on your daughters?

No, I think not, and that's where the handouts come in. I want to spend your money on the booze my body craves. So please, don't give your money to those homeless charities and shit. Ever try getting a pint of Thunderbird out of Habitat For Humanity? Good luck, Charlie!

Hilarious! Read the full article at the above link.

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