Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Some people shouldn't raise a family--Get ready for a harsh rant

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-shelters30-2009mar30,0,7212414.story

This winter, twice as many homeless families sought emergency shelter

Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority says 620 families sought shelter in the last 3 months, compared with 330 last winter. Individual shelter-seekers increased about 4% across L.A. County.
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"I think the economy has been really hard on families," said Rebecca Isaacs, executive director of the Homeless Services Authority. "There are many triggers for homelessness: an eviction, an increase in rent, the loss of a job, a health tragedy, domestic violence. A lot of people are living very close to the edge."
People, get your shit together! Save your goddamn money instead of living beyond your means! Each one of these "reasons" for homelessness could be avoided if the people saved their money.
Here's a few ways that saving money can help

If you save your money, you can dip into your bank account to afford an increase in rent and avoid eviction. Move into a cheaper place while you're at it. If you lose your job or fall into bad health, you can live off of your savings for a while until you get a new job or your health improves. If you're a victim of domestic violence, you should have your own savings account so you can leave the person that beat you. Furthermore, during prosperous times, you can learn new profitable skills, go to school, acquire licenses or certifications, etc., so that you can make more money and be more marketable. Then, if you lose your job, you can bounce back faster.

The short sightedness of these people amazes me....apparently no one read them the fable "The Ant and the Grasshopper" when they were young.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ant_and_the_Grasshopper

The Rev. Andy Bales, the mission's chief executive, speculated that foreclosures were probably throwing more families onto the street than individuals. And recently laid-off individuals were probably more likely to find a friend or family member to take them in, he added.

"When you bring the whole family into a house, the welcome wears out sooner," he said.
As it should.
While neighbors had many concerns about the shelter -- including worries about sex offenders, which the shelter has tried to resolve -- they were also upset that more people than anticipated were walking through residential and commercial neighborhoods into the shelter at night, he said.
Call them crazy, but Burbank residents don't want dangerous, insane, homeless sex offenders and criminals with nothing to lose roaming their neighborhoods!

The photo caption from the LA Times: Alitha Chism, 28, reads a bedtime story to her children Friday at the Union Rescue Mission in downtown L.A. The family was evicted after Alitha’s husband Amos, in back, lost his job and their apartment went into foreclosure.

Damn, four kids at 28? Haven't you guys heard of the many different kinds of birth control? To name a few: condoms, the pill, the morning after pill, foams, vasectomies, even abortions and the pull out method...USE THEM. Either that or keep your fucking legs shut you whore Alitha and your dick in your pants you deadbeat Amos. Now you're all homeless and giving your kids a shitty life because you didn't like the way condoms felt. What the fuck were you thinking? Oh wait, like my mom would say, you weren't thinking. Stupid trashy assholes, you belong on http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com. I hope you get back on your feet and that one day you google your names, find this post, and realize how much you fucked up and how much I hate you.

Monday, March 30, 2009

H.O.B.O. Ops

One time writer for Bum Hate, Sintaxi, provided this awesome link to a Wonder Showzen cartoon piece called H.O.B.O. Ops. Check it out here:

Hobo-Ops


Boy I wish Wonder Showzen was still on...

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Armpit of America Keeps Drug Addicted Thieves Warm

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090123_Camden_building_is_refuge_for_the_homeless.html?viewAll=y
Camden building is refuge for the homeless

By night, it's part slumber party and part refuge, a last chance for dozens of homeless people who could otherwise freeze to death.
The word "party" should not be used in the same sentence as the word "homeless".
They play cards, talk about football, eat chips, and fall asleep in the hoods of their coats.
Instead of playing cards, play the "get a fucking job" game. If you're homeless you shouldn't have free time to dick around. You should be working or looking for work whenever you're not sleeping.
"This gives them a little reprieve from the cold so in the morning we're not scraping people off the ground because it's so cold."
Whatever, you only have to scrape them off the ground once and you won't have to do it again.
Typical resting spots are all exposed to the elements: abandoned houses, known to the homeless as bandos; areas under bridges and between warehouses; park benches.
"Bandos". Droppin' some homeless slang knowledge on yo ass.

Mike Rego, 34, from Pittsburgh, is a drifter and frequent overnight visitor to the Camden County "warming center."
The caption on Philly.com for this photo is:Mike Rego, 34, from Pittsburgh, is a drifter and frequent overnight visitor to the Camden County "warming center."

Yikes! You see that look in his eye? You better keep on steppin'. It's guaranteed that this guy is pertinent to the exclusive information of where a few women's bodies are buried. It's a good idea to keep away from any guy who is described as a drifter. To paraphrase the Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets in that van with those hippies: "Hey, Rego - have you ever killed a man?" Rego: "What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid?" *mimics choking somebody*

Shortened version of the Seinfeld scene

Here is the story behind this piece of shit poor excuse for a human being:
Mike Rego, 34, a father from Pittsburgh, got to the Wright lobby on his own. He said he relapsed into heroin addiction about six weeks ago, and now his bed on cold nights is a red blanket on the red-tiled floor near the lobby security desk.

He ended up in Camden because, as he put it, "if you had an addiction to cheeseburgers, and you were told the best cheeseburgers were in Milwaukee, Wis., you would go to Milwaukee."
HUH? So you're saying you were told the best heroin is in Camden, NJ? Rego's story continued:
The two security guards do their first wake-up call at 5:15 a.m., and by 6, when a cleaning crew arrives, Rego heads around the corner to a Dunkin' Donuts store, where he sits until he is kicked out for not buying anything.

Then it's over to a McDonald's. Same drill.
Myself being one of McDonald's greatest customers ever, eating there probably about 4 times a week (used to be more), and also being a fast food addict, I gotta say I HATE having to deal with homeless scum when I eat there.

I hope when Mike Rego shows up to McDonalds, evil Ronald McDonald is waiting there to kill him.

The rest of the day often goes like this: He hops on the RiverLine train without buying a ticket, gets off at a random town, steals a large box of candy from a convenience store, and brings it back to Camden to sell to a bodega for $10.

He buys a bag of heroin with the money and shoots it. Then he walks and walks. If it's cold enough, his day ends back in the lobby.

If not, "I just won't sleep." If he gets really tired - or if the heroin stops masking the pain in his feet from walking so much - he'll find a bando.

"Sometimes I pray that they lock me up" so he can find a way to recover, he said.
Sometimes (a lot of times) I pray you die. His daily activities are stealing and doing drugs for christ's sakes! This drain to society needs to get off of the smack.
A group smoking cigarettes outside the lobby said that if the warming center weren't there, they would be freezing to death.
Boy I wish the warming center wasn't there.

Homeless man Angel says:
"Do you see how many houses have been burned down and just sit there?" he asked. "If I was rich, if I was wealthy, I'd build the biggest shelter in New Jersey."
Bullshit you would, you would blow all your money on booze, drugs, and hookers.
Those at the warming center said they wait in line for shelter, only to be turned away for space. Others said they do not like that shelters require ID, Social Security numbers, and a willingness to get addiction treatment or public assistance.
Willingness to get addiction treatment or public assistance should absolutely be a requirement! Any filthy bum who says he doesn't want addiction treatment or public assistance needs some sense beat into him. It is not acceptable for homeless people to live a life of stealing and leeching from society--they need to be reintegrated.

Big Red doesn't approve of the homeless lifestyle

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

LoLz BMX Biker drops down on homeless guy's head


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OMG this made me put on my lollerskates and get into my roflcopter!



I love the delayed "OH GOD DAMN IT!"